The Greatest RAW Moment

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Rock: "Finally The Rock has come back to Greensboro! Obviously after last night, The Rock is not in a very good mood, so The Rock says this. He doesn't need any apologizies. The Rock said it last night and he'll say it again: if The Rock got his ass whooped, he got it whooped by himself, if The Rock whooped ass, he whooped ass by himself. The Rock got a title shot tonight, what do you want?"

Mankind explains what's going on and starts bringing people out. First up is The Rock's 6th grad Home Ec teacher.

Rock: "How you doing Miss Griffith? Sure The Rock remembers you. 6th grade Home Ec class right? Do you remember how all year long the only thing The Rock wanted to do in your class was make Pancakes? And you never let The Rock make his Pancakes did you? You wanted The Rock to make chocolate chip cookies, blue berry muffins! But never Pancakes. And right before summer vacation you said, hey Rock tomorrow I got a nice surprise because I'm gonna finally make your Pancakes. And then the next day you came to The Rock and you said, Rock unfortunately I'm all out of Aunt Jemima. But that's okay. The Rock says this, hey you still like to cook, you still like to break bread, and you still know your roles, right? Well, then The Rock says this, you should know your role and shut your mouth! Take a little walk down 'Know Your Role Boulevard' hang that right at 'Jabroni Drive' and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima, no Pancake having ass...directly into the Smackdown Hotel!"

Mankind helps her out of the ring and then brings out his high school football coach.

Rock: "How you doing coach? Do you remember the last game of the season when there was two minutes left on the clock and The Rock made that QB sack? The QB went to high five The Rock and The Rock went no, no, no, no, no...The Rock doesn't high five but he will do this. The Rock gave him a boot, DDT'd him right in the middle of the field. You remember that? Of course you do. But instead of congratulating The Rock, you made The Rock run sprints after the game in front of all The Rock's fans. Hey coach, that's a really nice whistle you have around your neck. Can you give it a blow for The Rock? The Rock would like to do something special with that whistle. The Rock would like to take it that whistle you just put to your lips, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"

Mankind lets the coach out of the ring and says, "I will show the millions..." (crowd says millions)

Rock: "Don't you ever do that again. It goes like this: In front of the millions (crowd: and millions).

He then calls out Rock's old high school sweetheart.

Rock: " How you doing honey? Remember every Saturday night in high school, we would sit on your parents couch. The Rock would put his arm around you. And we would kiss a little bit. Alot of tongue, you used to love The Rock's tongue. Remember how you would nimble on The Rock's ear, kiss on The Rock's ear? And you would whisper to The Rock: go for second base. As The Rock put his hands ever so gently on your knee, slid his hand up inch by inch. And what did you do? You cut The Rock off at second base! But The Rock is not the type of guy to hold a grudge. You stand there now, looking at The Rock, gawking at The Rock. You want to go one on one with The Great One. And now in front of all The Rock's fans, you want to serve The Rock a great big piece of that pu-tang pie! It's no secret The Rock loves pie. But The Rock just has one thing to say to you. Pu-tang your ass on out of here!"

Mankind talks some more.

Rock: "If you would just shut up for one second, they are chanting The Rock's name."

Mankind: "Alright, now I didn't know your Home Ec teacher would be a bitch, your football coach a jerk, or that your old girlfriend would be a skank. Now it's time to open up the People's presents."

Rock opens his presents: a Rock N Sock connection jacket, a Mr. Rocko sock, and a clown.

Rock: "Well, The Rock says this, before you come in here and start putting little stickers on The Rock's shirt, putting little streamers all over The Rock...The Rock just wants to know one thing. What is your name?"

Clown: "It's Yor..."

Rock: "It doesn't matter what your name is!"

Mankind says it does and he's upset that The Rock doesn't appreciate what he's done for him. And then they start singing happy birthday to him. He stops them.

Rock: "Naturally The Rock is appreciative to all of his fans, but not to you. The Rock's birthday is May 2nd you stupid son of a bitch!"

Segment then ends with HHH coming out with a sledgehammer.